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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:23
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
How can I have an overnight glow-up for school?
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
No way
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do girls not like some guys at the university?
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?
Just Forget it!
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Fans don't appear to be snatching up tickets to the Club World Cup - KING5.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Listen to the eerie sounds of Mars recorded by a NASA rover - Mashable
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Vienna calling: Strauss's 'Blue Danube' waltzes into outer space - Phys.org
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Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
What sorts of music do cats respond to?
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to